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Check out our animal-themed jokes!

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Jokes

Check out our animal-themed jokes!

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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

You'd call them...

A pouch potato

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What do you call a penguin in a desert?

They're...

Lost

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What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?

They're called...

Do-you-think-he-saurus?

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What happened to the racing snail who got rid of his shell?

He thought...

He’d get faster, but he ended up sluggish

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What did the buffalo say to her son before she left for work?

The buffalo said...

“Bi-son!”

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What do you call a musical pod of killer whales?

An...

An orca-stra

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use...

Honey combs