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Check out our animal-themed jokes!
Jokes
Check out our animal-themed jokes!
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
You'd call them...
A pouch potato
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What do you call a penguin in a desert?
They're...
Lost
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What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
They're called...
Do-you-think-he-saurus?
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What happened to the racing snail who got rid of his shell?
He thought...
He’d get faster, but he ended up sluggish
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use...
Honey combs
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What did the buffalo say to her son before she left for work?
The buffalo said...
“Bi-son!”
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Where do sea creatures go to concerts?
An...
Rock pools!
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What do you call a musical pod of killer whales?
An...
An orca-stra
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What do you call a sheep that hops?
You call them...
A wooly jumper!